Toni KatVixen’s Diary

We did get off our butts and went for a bike ride this morning. We really needed it.

Once we got back, we went on some errands, or should I say a small needed spending spree. We went and got an external hard drive, then a new office chair for me, a shedder that […]

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol a bit. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to […]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look […]

Well, I ended up having a topless chat this morning, since mother nature showed up. Unfortunately, it has been kicking my ass….gggrrr

Chatting was fun. Some times just chatting is nice change of pace.

I went and got my nails done…………they were in bad shape. Caught up on email and then on my […]

Howdy, howdy!

Yesterday we headed down to Ft. Lauderdale and finally got us the new camera we’ve been wanting the last few years. We got the Nikon D70.

We went to the Cheesecake Factory for the 1st time to have lunch with a friend. The food was good, the banana creme cheesecake was […]

I had to work very early yesterday, I was exhausted by the time I got home. I took a quick 15min power nap and then decided to attack the house.

The wind as seemed to have shift and I think the construction site is done destroying the wetlands and hurricane barrior. So […]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I […]

I still haven’t done my letter writing that I need to do……….and didn’t touch the work schedule, like I needed to. =( But I’ve been taking some “me” time here by doing some reading. Granted I’m actually rereading some Harry Potter books, but I think I’m just so impatient for the next […]

** Funny Fwd.

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in […]

Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.” Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, […]