Toni KatVixen’s Diary

Current Mood: Amused**My mom sent me thing and it got me laughing, it is an oldie but goody.
The “Middle Wife” by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my […]

Current Mood: Exhausted

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Current Mood: ExhaustedI found this little thing in Cleo’s Blog :

Take the Magic: The Gathering ‘What Color Are You?’ Quiz.
Today was a work day and I have an early one tomorrow. But I just wanted to stop by and say hi.
ps. I hoped you enjoy my last phone blog…………grin

Current Mood: Amused The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, “Someone in this  congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot  tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this […]

Current Mood: EsctaticI came across this song years ago when I was working in a music story for the holidays. This is the 1st time I’ve ever seen the video. If you love Xmas & Ozzy, you will love this……..grin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sliXgquMcmo

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances are you call carbonated drinks “pop.”

The South

The Midland

The […]

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from Chicago, another from Kentucky and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says. “I figure the […]

In Honor of Mothers Day! Happy Mother’s Day!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you […]

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol a bit. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to […]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look […]